我是处儿

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剧情简介

当高度传染性的病毒杀死 99%的世界人口和幸存者变成性狂热的吸血鬼时,一个孤独的处女必须把他的力比多放在检查和活死人的诱惑。特色s情明星罗恩 杰里米的一个特殊的现象。   

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蛛仙

修行千年的寒魄彩蛛蛛儿受佛祖点化化为人形,化身猎妖人下凡,与甘露、芝草、长风携手除魔卫道。蛛儿对甘露情深,却因人妖殊途陷入痛苦。无虚掌门被妖力反噬企图夺其修为,蛛儿为救众人牺牲三千年道行灭魔,最终明白真情所在是芝草。

丧尸足球

  又是一年足球赛季,成绩不甚良好的巴黎队即将前往卡布隆吉与当地球队进行对抗。巴黎队球星山姆·罗瑞特(奥尔本·勒努瓦 Alban Lenoir 饰)出生于卡布隆吉,他最近表现不太出色,因此备受媒体奚落。与此同时,众多球迷相继云集到球场,准备欣赏一场精彩的赛事。杰诺特(Sebastien Vandenberghe 饰)饰卡布隆吉的一名球员,他似乎和山姆有着不可化解的仇恨,因此不惜借助未知药物的帮忙。谁想到注射药物过后,杰诺特突然暴走,俨然变成了嗜血如命的僵尸,只是这一变故还没有什么人察觉。  漫长的旅途过后,巴黎队抵达驻地,山姆被当做叛徒遭到家乡人的谩骂。此时没有人知道,即将到来的比赛中将会发生什么可怕的事件……

克莱默夫妇

 克莱默夫妇像普通的美国夫妇一样,克莱默先生(达斯汀•霍夫曼 Dustin Hoffman 饰)在外工作挣钱,克莱默夫人(梅丽尔•斯特里普 Meryl Streep 饰)则在家照料照料6岁的儿子比利(贾斯汀•亨利 Justin Henry 饰)。由于克莱默先生忙于工作忽略了家庭,克莱默夫人某天愤然出走,留下了父子两。克莱默先生现在一方面要忙于工作,一方面又要照顾比利,生活一时陷入麻烦中。克莱默先生不善家务,在照料比利时洋相百出:第一次为比利煎西多士、过程十分恐怖;比利不吃饭要吃雪糕,克莱默先生想阻止却不懂沟通……幸好在女邻居的帮助下,克莱默先生逐渐适应了单身父亲的生活。父子两越来越亲密,互相依赖。这时,克莱默夫人回来了,她已经是纽约一名出色的设计师了。她回来要拿回比利的抚养权……

我的的士爸爸

影片主要讲述了一名出租车司机搭载了一名沉默寡言、行为异常的小女孩,偶然的一次搭载让出租车司机和陌生的小女孩卷入了一连串充满疑云的事件中,引发观众对人性、信任与危机的深度思考。

复仇:爱的故事

  缇娜(安娜·哈金森 Anna Hutchison 饰)带着十二岁的女儿贝斯(特丽莎·贝特曼 Talitha Bateman 饰)于午夜走在回家的路上,遇见了一群小混混,小混混们强暴了缇娜,贝斯作为目击证人将施暴者们的面容牢牢记在了心底。在法庭上,贝斯当庭指认了凶手,然而,被告方找来了一位毫无道德底线并且巧舌如簧的律师,他们联手栽赃缇娜,颠倒是非黑白,而法官也只想息事宁人。  约翰(尼古拉斯·凯奇 Nicolas Cage 饰)是一名从业多年的老警官,虽然表面风光,但实际上他正在遭遇人生的中年危机。缇娜的案件激发起了约翰内心里熄灭已久的正义感,他决定挺身而出帮助这对可怜的母女。

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